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The Corvis Evening News :: Hero Besmirched!

It’s a terrible thing when one of our locals is accused of vile crimes against our nation, worse when we lap it up like starving dogs and spew it out to our friends, adding our own vitriol! We, as a nation, should be ashamed of the lies that we are helping to spread about Lord Milo. A man who saved the folk that fell into the sink holes, who has championed the rights of the poor, and brought Kev Murdochs last written words to light! A pox on you all for holding to this story, there is no man more Cygnarian, than Sir Milo!

Trewman’s Corvis Flying Post :: Royal Patronage in Corvis.

Royal Patronage for local agency! Once again Corvis shows that we are a city of inspiration for the rest of the nation. The Learned Order of the Spoon has received the Kings royal word and will hereafter be known as the Royal Learned Order of the Spoon and His Majesties Learned Order of the Spoon. Apparently the Order was involved in saving the Royal Blue Bird from a Menite menace and his Majesty was suitably impressed to wish to have the order moved to where he can grant it special dispensation for missions and tasks that the crown may need doing.

You’re Nicked :: CANCELLED!

CANCELLED DUE TO OWNER MISSING.

The Corvis Tatler :: Fookin HELL!

FOOKINELL! SKINT IZ DEAD! THE OL COPPERS BOD WUZ FOUND IN SHALLOWS LAST NITE! ALL ET UP AN CHOMP ON! FOOK! IF ROK SOL COPPERS LIK SKINT AINT SAFE THEN REST OV UZ ARE FOOKED ELLSTROM IS NOT FOOKIN APPY AS PIE DAT IS FUR SURE! YOUZ BE MIZZED SKINT YE OL FOOKER YOO!

Trewman’s Corvis Flying Post :: Anything for an Invite!!

Any fashion guru will tell you, there’s “Shock fashion” and then there’s “Shocking fashion” and it appears once again that Sir Milo Bradigan Forsythe III still can’t tell the difference, after his last foray into “Shock fashion” was a disaster it appears that he has now simply gone too far, revealing his background as a Khadorian Spy in hopes of setting a new trend in “Shock fashion”, sadly his hamfisted attempts to garner invites will once again fall flat…no one loves a traitor!

Cobbett’s Weekly Political Register :: It’s time to say Enough!

What more should we suffer at the hands of these foul minded Menites! They have once again shown that they believe in nothing save a firey death for themselves and anyone who stands in the way of their diabolical preaching! Enough I say! It is time for all Menites to be cleansed from Corvis, send them back where they came from, send them into the sewers, I care not which, but let us be rid of them before more innocents are lost to the fires of hell that precede them!

The Corvis Evening News :: City Copper Found Dead!

In other news, one of the city’s watch was found dead in the river the other day. A shocking incident that has Commander Hellstrom in a grand fury! Inquisitor Ramon has apparently been assigned to the case due to the “state” of the body.

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